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Posted on Tuesday, November 6, 2007 at 10:53 in Joke
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

HOURGLASS
An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

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Posted on Tuesday, November 6, 2007 at 10:57 by readerwil
Great !!!

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Posted on Tuesday, November 6, 2007 at 11:10 by littleMissConfused
I have to agree with all of them!

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Posted on Tuesday, November 6, 2007 at 11:41 by lisalisabobisa
I have to agree with all of them too, but my favorite is the remote control one :D

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Posted on Tuesday, November 6, 2007 at 12:43 by ben
Brilliant!

however in our house...the remote belongs to me! If he wants to be in charge he has to go downstairs to watch tv!

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Posted on Tuesday, November 6, 2007 at 02:28 by thyme
the funny thing is.. it's all true :-D

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Posted on Tuesday, November 6, 2007 at 04:35 by LauriesAsylum
Haha, I love the hammer one!

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Posted on Wednesday, November 7, 2007 at 08:09 by Rubicon
HA! Love it....

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